E-Jihadis at Full Throttle: Fake Column of Hamid Mir

http://rationalistpk.org/2012/11/e-jihadis-at-full-throttle-fake-column.html

Today Ahmad Waqass Goraya tagged me in a post of E-Jihadis on a facebook page named Golden Pakistan (https://www.facebook.com/Goldenpak). What I saw was equally nonsense and depressing. There was a column by Hamid Mir Sb in which he exposed his editor and some other fellow journalists including Mubashar Luqman, Nusrat Javed, Kamran Khan and Hassan Nisar. What I read was unbelievable and It was perceived at the first moment that it was a fake column. But provided the conditions of our youth present in social media and the shares of this column (shown in the picture below) one needs to worry a lot. Because this trend is not going to let create any sense of reason in the society. I am posting the link of the column and providing summary for those who cannot read Urdu.

The Great Malala Drama

Originally published at http://rationalistpk.org/2012/12/the-great-malala-drama.html

Let us have a look on another obsession of our nation with a drama, recently telecasted by all the news channels and newspapers live on whole planet earth. This is the drama of Malalai Yousufzai; a 14 years old girl who acted to be shot by Taliban due to her being vocal for women rights and education. But I do not think it is true. Taliban are the nicest people on earth and they are Khurasani people with black turbans who will eventually turn out to be the great prophesied saviours of Islam. Some of them are bad Taliban and are CIA agents.

Demystifying Agha Waqar’s Water Kit Fraud

This article was published at Rationalist Society of Pakistan's Website and can also be read here www.rationalistpk.org/2012/09/demystifying-agha-waqars-water-kit-fraud.html

Many people in the past have claimed to run vehicles on water. But all of them have turned out to be frauds. It is very simple. If water could be used as a fuel, then it is the most abundant fuel on earth and there would have been no hassle in using other expensive fuels. Every student of basic sciences knows that water bonds do not have that much energy that could run an engine by mere splitting. It cannot be used as a fuel.

People will argue and as claimed by His Excellency Engineer Agha Waqar sb that water is first split into Hydrogen and Oxygen and then this mixture runs the car. For them, there is nothing wrong with this claim except that it is false. Hydrogen is also a very non-economic and inefficient fuel when used in cars. Much research is being carried out on Hydrogen to be used as fuel but the storage, economics and inefficiency are big problems.

The Tale of Two Men

There was a man who was born in a middle class family. He rose to excellence and became world famous. Human race owes him much due to his contributions. One of the brilliant minds of twentieth century, he brought to us not only national prides and honors but also made possible for thousands of other Pakistanis to earn respects and titles. 100s of people from Pakistan get their PhDs every year due to the efforts he made for them when he was alive. I am talking about Dr. Abdus Salam. Dr. Abdus Salam is the first and only Pakistani who is a Nobel laureate. He is also one of the founders of PAEC and contributed a lot in nuclear program of Pakistan. He also established many other programs, which have made possible for Pakistan earn many endeavors that could never be achieved otherwise. Abdus Salam International Centre forTheoretical Physics (ICTP) in Italy, founded by Dr. Abdus Salam provides scholarships to hundreds of students from third world countries for their PhDs, every year. His most significant contribution is the Salam-Weinberg theory of weak forces that now made possible the discovery of Higgs Boson: the last missing link of theory of universe.

In the defense of Dr. Pervez Hoodbhoy

Recent Capital Talk show has spread serious discomfort among few people about Dr. Pervez Hoodbhoy, as evident by their comments on the videos. I just want to clear few points. I agree with what Dr. Sb said to that quack in the show. Before starting abusing Dr. PH because of his behaviour in the show, I wonder what one shows by his own language.

If anybody on a National TV comes and tells lies and you listen to those lies and defend them vehemently and believe on them so religiously that anybody who is disagreeing, is a pimp to you; that surely is a proof of insanity in the society and needed to be addressed. When a person defies basic laws of physics and chemistry, any physicist and chemist can get hyper. A person who does not know difference between Voltage and Current, can he be called an engineer? As simple as that!!!

The Profound Misogyny

Today we have with us a much-esteemed guest, Dr. Naseem Khan Qureshi. Dr. Qureshi is a regional coordinator of an iNGO, Protection of Women Rights and Feminine Empowerment (PWRFE). He has completed his Doctorate in Biology from ABC University of UK. He has been associated with the iNGO since last 15 years and has worked for different projects all over Pakistan. Today we will speak with him about his personal life experiences and his ideas about contemporary affairs.

Akif Khan (AK): Welcome Sir, hope you are doing well.

Dr. Naseem Khan Qureshi (DKQ): You should have started with Assalam o Alaikum. See if educated people like yourself won't commensurate with our religion, then what about the poor illiterate souls of our country?

Ramzan: Month of Compassion or Aggression?

Every culture has its own specific ways to greet and celebrate a particular event. Pakistanis have their own ways to do this. And this greeting has also become a certain type of culture. All over the world Muslims observe holy month of Ramzan with religious devotion. This religious devotion again varies with culture but sometimes it becomes rather a deconstructive contamination of spirituality and a complete u-turn from the essence of the worship.

My Ugly Children

The misery of our understanding and the passion of our self supposed beliefs haunt us like a permanently residing spirit within us. Often, tending to believe in our conclusions in firmness, we completely ignore the facts of life and the limitations of our environment. We turn blind to the fact that the biases we harbor in our minds are based on our narrow visions and not on our “great” knowledge. This ignorance composing our chosen selective dementia and alter egos, leaves a great impact on the society without an iota of realisation by us.

Of Reason and Heresy!

This article was published in the June, 2012 issue of The Rationale, Monthly. *

Immanuel Kant once said, “A categorical imperative would be one which represented an action as objectively necessary in itself, without reference to any other purpose.” For a person who believes in reason, this objectivity is mostly based on his analytical mindset, which comprehends the situation, analyse the variables, calculate the impact of the thing he concludes and then states his conclusion. However, a difficult situation arises when others counter this conclusion without much thought just for the sake of defending their dogmas.

US-Pak Duo: The right to beg

This article was published in Express Tribune Blogs and can be seen here. http://blogs.tribune.com.pk/story/11691/us-pak-ghairatmand-pakistans-right-to-beg/

Sixty years have been passed, since U.S. and Pakistan are in liaison. These six decades have seen many ups and downs in this association. History witnessed pompous public welcomes of leaders of both countries at each other’s places and also watched hatred-filled rallies against each other. But this is also a fact that both countries have proved beneficial to each other throughout this period. Keeping conspiracy theories aside, U.S. has been investing much in the economic and educational development of Pakistan.

The Midnight Crisis - (An excerpt) Page ***

CHAPTER XI

(FALLING FOR LOVE, WAITING FOR HONESTY)

"I feel like a baby who longed for Moon, and when he got there, he couldn't breathe, he was alone and scared. And everyone on earth was laughing on the silly choice he had made." I exclaimed.

"You had the option Raphael, you got selfish, you thought you were making a sacrifice, now get through yourself, don't cry, you are not a baby anymore." Valeria's voice trembled in the noise of passing by train but I couldn't decide whether it vibrated due to noise or was she sentimental. What she said was not new to me and I knew she was right. But it did not hurt me this time as it always had before.

Munni badnaam hoi (And the Munni gets accursed)

Today I was reminded of a story written by a female university colleague of ours, back in university time.

The story's title was "Munni badnam hoi" and it was a narration of a  mother who enjoys her 3 years old son Abdullah singing this particular song and she does not stop her from doing this "immoral" act. Eventually at teenage, the boy turns into a real pain in a* for mother, and evolves into an indecent and stubborn guy, has a girlfriend, and go out with friends and does all the "immoral" activities he possibly has an access to. On this, a friend of the women tells her that it was because of the fact that she did not stop her from singing "Munni badnam hoi". This lead him to become a nuisance and a sinful young man.

If not Imran Khan, then who else?

I follow no aim in this case, so there is no question of any effort to sabotage any political campaign of Khan. To me he is a great cricketer of his times and a nice philanthropist. The dare he took in establishing first cancer hospital in Pakistan and an educational institution is worth-praising. But, there arise “buts” in his political position. I wonder still people think that one day they will wake up to find that I or people who have questions in mind about IK are the US lobbyists or alike, but Alas! That is highly improbable. Being a Pakistani I have equal right to feel concerns for my nation as do other people have and being a Pakistani one should be equally worried.

Losing my gears

Hassan Nisar at a TV Talk Show

There was a time, I remember, when we used to post respectable Hassan Nisar's views on society and religion. Those new and logical ideas made "The arrivals" and "constructive narrative" evaporate out of our heads. I even remember that whenever he used to opine in his challenging logical style, most of the people who are making him his hero now used to term him as Kaafir(Infidel). 99% of Imranists were of the view that he is a traitor and a RAW agent who does not acknowledge Ghaznavi or Ghauri as his heroes. A person who called written Islamic history a "BS" and who was always of the view that our society had become delusional by adopting fake fantasies and was always busy in cooking up conspiracies in its mind.

That one may smile, and smile, and be a villain

Akif Zeb and Munazah Yousaf

The volition is strongly enveloped in the name of past and future. The appraisal has been nullified. Looking into the eyes and the frown on the face of their masters that do not match the grin on their cold lips, the scapegoats could not remember the line of hamlet, "One may smile and smile, and be a villain.."

Like the Claudius who is addressed here; the most evil person who usurps his brother's(hamlet's father)  throne and remarries the king's wife and hamlet's mother, their masters sustain the same evil grin and usurps each others' thrones and occupy each others'  possessions in an abhorring manner. The scapegoats are innocent and unaware of the frailty of their so-called guardian angels, the leaders. The difference is only one in the both scenarios, that the Kings in their system are as corrupt as the Claudius is.

Live with the three musketeers, Afpak-US!

It was quite a pleasure to watch the interesting interview of Hamid Karzai conducted by Saleem Safi on a popular private Pakistani TV network. The pleasure was to see the positive attitude of Mr. Karzai while expressing his feeling about Pakistan. In his comments he claimed to back Pakistan if it wars with US. These comments of his, stirred quite a controversy in the international media, even US law makers were stunned by this moment. However, if one watches with attention, he can fairly assume that Mr. Safi used his wits to corner somewhat emotional side of brotherhood of both nations. The comment was inevitable and just and not so intense that it can force 3 nations to change their foreign policies. Great expectations, hopes and fears are unnecessary to attach with this casual interview. At those moments he was seemingly more angry but loving brother, proposing a natural and emotional personal view, that can be called, to be on the safe side. However this cannot become basis of a complete U-turn of policies and strategies of all three stake holders (US, Pakistan and Afghanistan). This brings the far fetched happiness associated with the event to an unrealistic view.